This is an open letter to those involved with GAW. The GAW liars, who pretend to be wrestlers, are lost without me. I, the Stevinator, am the reason that the matches, the shows, and everything that GAW is went correctly. I controlled the matches. My match, with the Anal Retentive cheater, has been voted the greatest of all time. Why? Because this "ring general" commanded the match and made it great. I set up the moves and worked my magic that made people remember this match even til today. So it is with unpleasantness that I am forced to show the entire world what their GAW "superstars" really are:

1) Fourth Reich-The newest member of the GAW is not even German. He is really a Polish American pretending to be something better than what he really is.
2) Commander Seamen-This loser is now spending time in a military style boot camp due to him being on the Montel Williams show about wild children.
3) G-Funk & Capt. Chaos-two losers who we picked up at the local grocery store, they served their purpose (losing) and are now gone.
4) The Redneck-on welfare, need I say more.
5) STD Kid-has no real STDs, just uses that as an excuse for ladies not to have sex with him..........you can hypothesize the reasons for this.
6) The Superfly Pimp-not even dead. He lives in a trailer park outside of Milwaukee.
7) El Quindro-not a real ref. He has no certificate. We picked him up at a comic convention and promised to pay him with Green Lantern comics.
8) Yoyancha-this hypocrite was trained not only by ninjas but by pirates. He is his own worst enemy. We should lock him in a closet and see who comes out alive.
9) The Sappinator-this lazy bastard slept through his matches and his promos.
10) Glen Chachi-my old KAOS buddy. He served his purpose. I used him to get me to the top and then kicked him off to the side. What better way to make yourself look better than by keeping a wig wearing idiot right beside you.
11) Anal Retentive Man-this loser is not even from England. He was born and raised in the Canary Islands. But to make matters worse, he is the only scuff mark on my illustrious record. He stole that pizza box match from me by hiring that fan to distract me. After that interruption, my strategy was thrown off. He shall pay for that dearly.
12) El Braquito-the biggest liar of them all. He claims to be Mexican but really he lives in Nebraska. He put the El in his name in order to get the Latino vote. But he tarnishes our plastic title by keeping his filthy hands on it. I deserve that belt and I deserve the championship.
13) Horne Toad aka the Commish-Commie, we do not see eye to eye but I am going to make you an offer you cannot refuse. I am offering my greatness for two matches at our next PPV. All you have to do is say yes and you will help make history. First match will be myself versus Anal Retentive Man in a 3 Stages of Ghetto revenge match. 1st encounter will be a plush love seat match in which the first person to climb over the top of the love seat onto the outside floor wins. 2nd battle will be a step ladder match. The final competition, if ARM is man enough to make it this far, will be a pizza box match. Best 2 out of 3 wins. Second match will be a shot at the GAW title between myself the Braquito. Now, I know how much of a Mormon you are and you will probably want me to put something on the line against the title; so if I lose the match then I, the Stevinator, will leave the GAW forever! It is that simple Commish. Take this opportunity and make a name for youself. Refuse and keep yourself as a nobody.

Everyone has been warned, a new beginning is near and you are either with me or left behind.

I am the ghetto way, ghetto truth and ghetto life and no one comes to the GAW but through ME!!!