GLENN CHACHI DEFECTS TO ARAB-AMERICAN SYMPATHIZER

Terry Fuch reporting.
7/28/05

Former GAW Champion Glenn Chachi shocked a crowd of assorted Marvel Legends and Transformer toys moments ago by revealing that he has denouned his Supreme Rock Star gimmick, and revealed that he has become an Arab-American sympathizer! And even more surpisingly...a tan?

"For too long my Arab-American brothers have been discriminated", Chachi says in his press conference. "And after hearing about the atrocious actions of UPN to censor one of my brehteren, Muhammed Hassan, I can stand by and watch no longer. It is time for action. As a wrestler who plummeted to his death once said, 'enough is enough and it's time for a change!'. What this change will be...haha...just watch the Great American Ass to see."

Chachi flips the bird at the crowd like usual and grabs a nearby video camera and screams something in Arabic.