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Breaking News: GAW bought out by WWE

Les — Fri, 18 May 2007 19:13:12 GMT

Breaking News: GAW bought out by WWE
By Andre Clivesdale, Wrestling Discreditor

5/18/07
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In what is certainly considered to be the strangest move in the 145 year history of Ghetto Apartment Wrestling (GAW), the company has been bought out by World Wrestling Entertainment. It is believed that the promotion's wrestlers will be repackaged and distributed throughout WWE's three rosters.

Christopher Regal will be sent to Smackdown, repackaged as a genetic clone created from the DNA of William Regal and Chris Benoit. Stevenator will be a part of ECW, repackaged with a gimmick portraying him as a gay man who is in love with CM Punk. The Horny Toad will be sent to Raw, with a buildup about how he is a stiff worker and eventually have a long-running feud with Umaga. El Braquito will be portrayed as a TNA fan who obsesses about Christian Cage, and how he will soon return to WWE. Glenn Chachi will act as a translator for the Great Kahli, helping him ease into a face turn which will lead to Kahli having a new gimmick as a ladies' man.

Further plans in the promotion's future are a GAW reunion ppv, with the theme being that it's named after a defunct WCW ppv (more than likely Spring Stapmede).

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Wii Console Numbers

buck — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 20:50:34 GMT

Buck

2281 0604 9988 5608

Suck it, Bitches!!!

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Sad news for GAW

Stonecutter Steve — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 00:04:59 GMT

it was found today that the GAW website is no longer available....this is either due to highly paid assassin hackers or the fact that I have not messed with it in over a year......I am going with the assassin hackers.

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Why all the hate?

Stonecutter Steve — Tue, 14 Mar 2006 18:55:00 GMT

After having many of the members of GAW together again, I realized something. Despite the one moment of sweet sweet lovin', why all the hate towards me.....oh yeah, BECAUSE YOU GUYS CANNOT HANDLE ME!!!

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Christmas KAOS

Les — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:07:28 GMT

http://www.thisisamotherfuckingbullshitweblink.com

Rumors on the internet are saying that Glenn Chachi has challenged Santa Claus for posession of all the world's toys before Christmas. More on this as it develops.

If ever.

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Schwartzenegger?

Les — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 18:39:15 GMT

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Ahhhhhnold....weeth squzirrel tahhhcteecs.

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Unemployed?

Les — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 18:31:52 GMT

We've all been fired by Vince McMahon. Has anybody had any luck finding a new job?

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I am....

Stonecutter Steve — Sun, 07 Aug 2005 01:08:14 GMT

I AM GAW AND I RULE THE ENTIRE FEDERATION.....

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BREAKING NEWS:

Les — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 18:10:01 GMT

GLENN CHACHI DEFECTS TO ARAB-AMERICAN SYMPATHIZER

Terry Fuch reporting.
7/28/05

Former GAW Champion Glenn Chachi shocked a crowd of assorted Marvel Legends and Transformer toys moments ago by revealing that he has denouned his Supreme Rock Star gimmick, and revealed that he has become an Arab-American sympathizer! And even more surpisingly...a tan?

"For too long my Arab-American brothers have been discriminated", Chachi says in his press conference. "And after hearing about the atrocious actions of UPN to censor one of my brehteren, Muhammed Hassan, I can stand by and watch no longer. It is time for action. As a wrestler who plummeted to his death once said, 'enough is enough and it's time for a change!'. What this change will be...haha...just watch the Great American Ass to see."

Chachi flips the bird at the crowd like usual and grabs a nearby video camera and screams something in Arabic.

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The Great American Ass ppv

Les — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 18:44:01 GMT

The Apartment 39 Arena has been sold out for...awhile now in anticipation of the most recent GAW showing. Last month's ppv, Quakers Gone Wild (which aired out of Salt Lake City, Utah), saw the return of the Horney Toad to action! Pandemonium has run wild over GAW again!

Here is the lineup for the Great American Ass

Glenn Chachi addresses his future in GAW

*Food Stamp Title Match*
El Quindro vs. the 3rd Reich

*Tag Team Titles*
Los Braqitos vs. Horney Toad & a mystery partner

*Gooey Grimey Grudge Match*
Stevenator vs. Yo Yancha

*GAW Championship Match*
El Braquito vs. Edge

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A Thief........

Stonecutter Steve — Tue, 15 Mar 2005 23:41:51 GMT

For those of you who do not know, El Braquito just bought a Ted DiBiase action figure that came with his money money money belt. Well, within the night, that belt became missing, perhaps kidnapped. The fears became tangible when Brackett received a ransom note today. It has even become worse because we have received photos of the said belt being held by Matt Morgan.....

If you have any info on this, please contact someone or post on this thread..........help someone who needs his help....

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The Unthinkable

Stonecutter Steve — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:08:51 GMT

For those who do not know, Brackett has been kidnapped by that evil, lita fucking monster Edge......

I have been in cellphone contact with Adam Copeland and have received pictures of him (and Christian) attacking Brackett....

I shall upload the pics onto tribe shortly.......

PRAY FOR BRACKETT!!!

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Marshmallow Armageddon!!!

Les — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 16:34:27 GMT

hA-hA-Ha? hOLYSHIT,IONLYGOT'STEDTOOHOURSOFSLEEEEEEEEEPLAAASTNIGHTBEEEEEE*HEEHEE*CAUSEIHADAMUTHAFUCKING20(PAGELONGLESSONPLANDOOTHISMOOOORNINGANDI'MSOOOOFUKKINGTIREDINEEDTOGOTOSLEEPNOWBEECAUSEICAN'TTHINKSTRAIGHTNOWwHOADUDEIJUSTSAWHITLERSAILOVERHEADINHISGRAVYCANOE?gOODMORNING,JIGGAS?

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No Loyalty

Stonecutter Steve — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 16:27:52 GMT

Recently in the Professional Wrestling tribe, someone bashed GAW......now not only is that unacceptable but in the next two posts, two GAW members went along with this hatred.

I think that Les and Gary should be kicked out of GAW for their anti-GAW views. Hell, if you do not like it then you can just leave. I am very big on patriotism and I will not allow any terroristic thoughts.

So Gary and Les, you with us or against us?

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Brackett's right about Hot Rod

Les — Mon, 07 Mar 2005 06:02:08 GMT

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/179039

Oh, and Jesus works at J.C. Penny.

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Young Horney Toad pics uncovered!!!

Les — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:37:41 GMT

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This is a picture of the Horney Toad while he was in Quaker Oats Combat Wrestling, based in Salt Lake City, Utah. You may think that all I did was photocopy a picture of Edge and put the Quaker Oatmeal guy's hat on him, but that is clearly not the case.

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Public Service Announcment

Stonecutter Steve — Thu, 17 Feb 2005 16:30:18 GMT

YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Enough is enough

Stonecutter Steve — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 06:24:46 GMT

This is an open letter to those involved with GAW. The GAW liars, who pretend to be wrestlers, are lost without me. I, the Stevinator, am the reason that the matches, the shows, and everything that GAW is went correctly. I controlled the matches. My match, with the Anal Retentive cheater, has been voted the greatest of all time. Why? Because this "ring general" commanded the match and made it great. I set up the moves and worked my magic that made people remember this match even til today. So it is with unpleasantness that I am forced to show the entire world what their GAW "superstars" really are:

1) Fourth Reich-The newest member of the GAW is not even German. He is really a Polish American pretending to be something better than what he really is.
2) Commander Seamen-This loser is now spending time in a military style boot camp due to him being on the Montel Williams show about wild children.
3) G-Funk & Capt. Chaos-two losers who we picked up at the local grocery store, they served their purpose (losing) and are now gone.
4) The Redneck-on welfare, need I say more.
5) STD Kid-has no real STDs, just uses that as an excuse for ladies not to have sex with him..........you can hypothesize the reasons for this.
6) The Superfly Pimp-not even dead. He lives in a trailer park outside of Milwaukee.
7) El Quindro-not a real ref. He has no certificate. We picked him up at a comic convention and promised to pay him with Green Lantern comics.
8) Yoyancha-this hypocrite was trained not only by ninjas but by pirates. He is his own worst enemy. We should lock him in a closet and see who comes out alive.
9) The Sappinator-this lazy bastard slept through his matches and his promos.
10) Glen Chachi-my old KAOS buddy. He served his purpose. I used him to get me to the top and then kicked him off to the side. What better way to make yourself look better than by keeping a wig wearing idiot right beside you.
11) Anal Retentive Man-this loser is not even from England. He was born and raised in the Canary Islands. But to make matters worse, he is the only scuff mark on my illustrious record. He stole that pizza box match from me by hiring that fan to distract me. After that interruption, my strategy was thrown off. He shall pay for that dearly.
12) El Braquito-the biggest liar of them all. He claims to be Mexican but really he lives in Nebraska. He put the El in his name in order to get the Latino vote. But he tarnishes our plastic title by keeping his filthy hands on it. I deserve that belt and I deserve the championship.
13) Horne Toad aka the Commish-Commie, we do not see eye to eye but I am going to make you an offer you cannot refuse. I am offering my greatness for two matches at our next PPV. All you have to do is say yes and you will help make history. First match will be myself versus Anal Retentive Man in a 3 Stages of Ghetto revenge match. 1st encounter will be a plush love seat match in which the first person to climb over the top of the love seat onto the outside floor wins. 2nd battle will be a step ladder match. The final competition, if ARM is man enough to make it this far, will be a pizza box match. Best 2 out of 3 wins. Second match will be a shot at the GAW title between myself the Braquito. Now, I know how much of a Mormon you are and you will probably want me to put something on the line against the title; so if I lose the match then I, the Stevinator, will leave the GAW forever! It is that simple Commish. Take this opportunity and make a name for youself. Refuse and keep yourself as a nobody.

Everyone has been warned, a new beginning is near and you are either with me or left behind.

I am the ghetto way, ghetto truth and ghetto life and no one comes to the GAW but through ME!!!

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I just watched GAW

Stonecutter Steve — Sat, 11 Dec 2004 21:10:17 GMT

I just watched GAW today and man, I have to say something.

GAW IS AWESOME!!!!

I mean, I am the greatest thing ever. GAW would be nothing without me.

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I need your addresses

Levi — Tue, 07 Dec 2004 06:16:23 GMT

Steve, Brackett, I need your addresses so I can mail you invitations to my graduation open house on the 19th.

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Start a Convo

Stonecutter Steve — Tue, 16 Nov 2004 20:46:10 GMT

Someone talk about something.................

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Start a Convo

Stonecutter Steve — Tue, 16 Nov 2004 20:46:02 GMT

Someone talk about something.................

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holy sheet!

Jason — Sat, 28 Aug 2004 04:35:02 GMT

I was walkin to my est class today and i walked past a guy and with both did a double take and it was buck! i was like holy shit! anyway just wanted to say that cause it totally surprised the hell outta me!

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GAW "Japanese" Tour: NEW FOOD STAMP CHAMPION!!!

Les — Tue, 17 Aug 2004 04:42:34 GMT

Terry Fuch reporting

"Our 'Japanese' Tour in Japan (aka Ron's house) was a total...hell, I don't know. The Japanese crowd got to be a part of the action, receiving autographs and other assorted communicable diseases.

Los Braquitos were attacked as they arrived by the recently returned Stevenator and his cohort, Commander Chaos (or Ass Commander, fuck if I know...)--AND THEY ARE BROTHERS. Well the brothers Braq had a card up their sleeve that night...the Long Dong Silvers faced Los Braquitos all right--BUT THERE WAS A THIRD BRAQUITO!!! Yes that's right, the camoflaged Undertaker known as Christopher Regal!!! Seesaw battle back-and-forth as Stevenator barked orders like he was some kind of god (again...fag.), but Los Braquitos got the W.

Then came the excitement: the round-robin tournament to crown a new GAW Food-Stamp champion (basically, Gary, it means we have an Intercontinental title now). If you need me to explain to you what a round-robin tourney is then go watch a King of the Ring PPV, you jackoff. Here's the breakdown of the matches:

El Quindro (which, translated, means "The Quindry")vs. Yo-Yancha
Stevenator vs. the 4th Reich

Interesting thing that was never mentioned on the show: Yo-Yancha had a warrant out for his arrest while wrestling for New Japan Garage Wrestling. He is wanted for raping a little girl. As Yo-Yancha arrived in 'Japan' he was taken into custody. We had to think fast so a local NJGW jobber named Maximo Sanchez was selected to take the non-Japanese-Japenese sensation's place against the monster El Quindro (who is not Mexican in any way).

Maximo was apparently tired because he got off work from his 14-hour shift working in one of the factories nearby (he still had his apron on). I wasn't on-hand to witness his performance, but according to my fellow broadcast colleagues Guy Whitey Corngood and....uhm...(dammit, what was Ron's name?)...he was a very boring wrestler. This was basically a squash match. Quindro dominates the scrawny little worker and goes to sign some autographs.

Stevenator fought the 4th Reich in a screwjob match. Stevie paid off the ref with what I believe to have been a blowjob (it's Steve people! More faggotry jokes. Valerie must hate us all...)

For reasons unknown, Stevenator laid claim to 'Japan' and claimed to be the new Emperor. He even had his own throne (which looked like a sofa) constructed and placed at ringside, playing like he was a badass Shogun (Levi, I leave it to you to hurl a Steve insult here).

Quindro faced Stevenator in the finals to declare a winner of the new Food-Stamp title. Shit happened, and Quindro won. As he celebrated, almost everybody rushed the...mattresses...and a chaotic battle ensued. Quindro called out the one slant-eyed (RACIAL SLUUUUUURR!!!) fan who believed in him, and then cheap-shotted the poor boy from behind with his newly-won title...then the 4th Reich made off with the belt, presumably to lead into a TLC match.

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Summersham

Les — Sat, 14 Aug 2004 16:33:21 GMT

I am off tomorrow. I shall be available for the ppv extravaganza.

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Jeff Michaels, Clive Buckner, and Glenn Chachi update

Les — Fri, 23 Jul 2004 18:42:07 GMT

Terry Fuch reporting

I had a recent interview with The Sappinator Jeff Michaels earlier this week in a local Wal-Mart. Sappinator holds the longest GAW Dinner Plate Title run in the....."company's"....history. He is currently set to take classes at Lakeland Community College in Mattoon, IL.

Rumors have been going around that Glenn Chachi and Clive Buckner have been sighted in the same Wal-Mart. Have they formed an alliance? More on this as I get info.

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Coming soon to DVD...

Les — Fri, 23 Jul 2004 18:38:01 GMT

Thanks to something called a VHS to DVD recorder, the long-awaited release of GAW Season 1 has been announced! Hopefully if Buck and I know what we're doing, it will be a 2-3 disc set, with additional Supertoons! and....other shit on a seperate disc.

So what I'd like to ask of everyone now is to start coming up with pictures and shit like that, so I can make some sweet-ass art to put all over the discs and the case!

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Results from the GAW Power Plant

Les — Wed, 04 Aug 2004 03:52:11 GMT

I went to a wrestling house show in Calhoun (yes--fucking CALHOUN, of all places). Me and cousins Stud and Shooter got front-row tickets for $12. I can't remember a damn one of their names (and truth be told, I couldn't UNDERSTAND them).

There was some latino-looking guy who fought a guy who looked like the son of Sid Vicious--great match. Had some great spots for high-risk moves and stuff like that. Me and the cousins were in charge of getting the crowd pumped for the face and booing the heel (y'know, clapping and stomping your feet--funny stuff).

There was a total shit match with this fat bald guy who basically had a George the Animal Steele/Mad Dog Vachon gimmick. Can't remember who he fought; all I remember is Stud bitching about how much it sucked. Ten minutes of horror. Then he did some Hogan poses with kids...who he later molested, no doubt.

Our OTHER cousin wrestles with them--THE INTIMIDATOR. I made a sign that said "Intimudatur Sux", and we booed the hell out of him. He insulted me, saying "that's not how you spell sucks!" (apparently that's how you spell Intimidator...). He worked stiff on some jobber just like his last match, and he got his manager (Brooklyn Bobby--he's like the ultimate heel manager or something) to bring out another wrestler. Then some music cues up, and some biker-looking guy in chaps comes out and gets like three punches in and the Intimidator high-tails it out of the ring.

There was a (awful) women's match. The winner got a shot at the champ, Lady Vendetta. Brooklyn Bobby came out again with some chunky woman, and fought a girl who looked like she came from a welfare family. Again, more bitching from Stud about how much it sucked. Something about brass knuckles, and Brooklyn's woman won--and he kissed her forehead.

The champion, some big black guy called T-Bolt (or T-Bone, or something like that)fought ANOTHER Brooklyn Bobby guy called....THE SUPER DESTROYER (some fat guy dressed in black with your basic wrestling mask). He lipsynched some juke-jiving music, and got kids to dance with him. He posed for me so I could take a picture. More Stud whining, except this time I did as well. Brooklyn Bobby hurt my feelings--I was rubbing my nose, and he came up to me and said I looked better with my face covered (CLASSIC HEEL!). They took their fight to the outside in front of us, where I kept screaming "GIVE ME A KODAK MOMENT!!!" (never got one). :( T-whatever won, and Super Destroyah threw a Christian-style tantrum in the ring.

The next match had quite possibly the funniest moment in the night in it--the heels in the match went by the name of.....THE STREET WALKERS (I shit you not). Stud pointed out that "that's not the right kind of name to have, because that, sir, is what you call a prostitute". One of the guys, he looked like a redneck Nascar fan with a mullet and a long jacket, said something and did a Ted DiBiase-quality laugh combined with a Brian Christopher pose--I hope to God I got a picture of that 'cause I laughed my ass off. Then I was like "holy shit", because once that guy got in the ring--he was total Hardcore Holly. HARD knife-edge chops (WOO! chants supplied by me and the cos's). Dude was just plain mean in there. One of their opponents was some kid in a camoflaged Pantera t-shirt who just came running out and was slapping hands with the fans before I knew what had happened. The Street Walkers won.

The last match was good too. Some guy who looks like he'd be a squirrel-like cop in neon tights was scheduled to face some guy who wears a kilt (dude's got a hot wife who wears a mini-skirt--Stud was waiting for her all night)--couldn't make it because of an "injury", and Stud was pissed off big time. This guy faced somebody who was announced as "the #1 contender in the (somewhere)-Atlantic division"--he had the head of someone else I know from somewhere, and the body of Goldberg. I've gotta say, the cop-heel guy was willing to take some serious bumps. He was the only guy I seen who actually got knocked out of the ring to the floor (no padding on the floor, BTW). He had some good ring psychology, because if the face-guy would get too much momentum built up he'd roll out of the ring. He also would focus on one part of the guy's body and applied some submission holds. He won the match by putting his feet on the ropes--and I got a picture of it. I screamed how I had proof, but no one but Stud and Shooter listened.

I had more fun at this one than the one I went to last month, and I'm hoping I get to go to the one at the end of the month. However I think they're kinda expensive for $12 tickets; but then again I've got some relation there, so it's fun to watch him get his ass kicked.

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Jeff Flair?

garyhorne — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 04:28:14 GMT

I know I couldn't have been the only one to notice this. . .but if I was, then I hope you guys either taped RAW, or can find internet footage.

When Ric Flairs interview was interuppted by the Hurricane, and he was dissed by the crazed superhero, Flair reached back and decked Gregory Helms. . . but not just with any kind of punch. . .Adjust the volume knobs if need be kids, cause if you listen very closely, Flair not only hits Hurricane, but he does so with . . .THE POWER OF THE WISP. I heard it! I was amazed! Monday Night may have very well been the first shred of evidence of GAW's influence on modern wrestling. And what better place to start than by including perhaps the most powerful move in our humble federation. God Bless the Millsap, for he has just changed the course of the wrestling world.

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GAW LIVES!!!!!

Les — Thu, 08 Jul 2004 17:30:15 GMT

Through unknown means, many of the GAW Superstuds (tm) have retruned from their eternal slumber. What's odd is that they died in an apartment in Charleston, IL but emerged from Steve Long's backyard (in Olney)--making no sense at all.

GAW's roster has increased, thanks to some new and exciting additions. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits, let alone WHEN we actually will see a match!!!

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Les — Tue, 06 Jul 2004 18:52:05 GMT

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9 Deaths of the Ninja

Les — Fri, 18 Jun 2004 16:35:45 GMT

I'm confused by the title of this movie: do they kill 1 ninja 9 times or kill 9 different ninjas?

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Pamphlet made by GAW

Michael — Fri, 25 Jun 2004 03:57:54 GMT

This is to have interviews with our announcers. More or less to expose them, but still honor them to a much lesser extent. Let them be fully exposed let no GAW personnel go without telling their story. Also if you have any GAW announcer quotes that you can remember, or if you have nothing better to do than rewatch the tape, then post them, too.

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One of our own is fighting for...its(?)...life.

Les — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 01:51:48 GMT

By Terry Fuch

It wasn't until the STD Kid redefined epileptic seizures using a stick with flashing lights that the infamous device known as The Seizure-Inducing Microphone made a huge impact on GAW. It's flashing lights and odd sounds stirred many a superstud on the roster to fall to the ground in convulsions.

But its promo-cutting days may soon be over. Currently tbe microphone is fighting for its life. Entrusted to the care of GAW's own Cone Demon #1, the microphone's condition has begun to deteriorate. Attempts made by both of the Cone Demons have proven unsuccessful, until Cone Demon #1 tried changing the batteries and attempted to improve the battery connections.

"It's a very tumultious time for this beloved icon," Cone Demon #1 commented. "I've done all that I can, and it can sometimes sputter out its sound effects and spasm-inducing sounds. I just don't know how long he'll hold out. For all I know, the microphone may have come down with cancer at the mention of the name of Bill Goldberg.

"It's a fucking shame that the microphone is going through all this crap,"says Glenn Chachi. "I've been subjected to the seizure-enducing might of its...seizure inducing might and still I stand. All we can do now is pray for...it...to hang in there and never give up."

My thoughts and prayers go out for my esteemed...microphone. Anyone who wishes to send a get well letter or some shit like that, send it to--oh wait...post here. Nevermind.

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boone street brawler

Jason — Sun, 30 May 2004 22:50:29 GMT

is the boone street brawler going to be put on the gaw website???

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I am Awesome!!!!

Stonecutter Steve — Wed, 26 May 2004 21:38:01 GMT

I was (and still am) the best damn thing about GAW......you guys are merely my jobbers that I use to further my greatness! I carried all the matches I was in and you guys just followed the leader, ME!!!!

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GAW Where are they now? Idea

Les — Sat, 29 May 2004 06:13:17 GMT

I had an idea at work today where we could make a prep video about what the GAW Superstuds are doing right now. It could be set up like WWE Confidential, where a guy gets interviewed and talk about our "apartment down the hall politics" and b.s. like that.

...and a censored for television Braquito conducting an interview.

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Campus House Gimmick Idea

Les — Fri, 21 May 2004 14:20:44 GMT

We let Jeff come back as the Sapinator (as always--poor typecasted bastid). Finn can reprise his role as 'The Supafly PIIIIIIIIMP!' Cracka von Nigga, but he can be like a ghost. The only person who can see him is Jeff b/c he's tapped into some portion of his brain while sleeping that only he can see Finn (oh yeah, and the viewers at home). Finn would help Jeff win matches and stupid crap like that.

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GAW Reunion Show

Stonecutter Steve — Thu, 29 Apr 2004 15:48:15 GMT

Okay, who wants to do one?

Brackett and I have been talking and we really want to do another one or two. I don't know but if we have enough people say they want to do it then we will try harder to find a place to do it at because my apartment is just not big enough for us to wrestle around anymore without breaking a wall or two!

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GAW Website Update

Stonecutter Steve — Thu, 06 May 2004 02:42:06 GMT

We have new information for the GAW website:

There is the Horne Toad bio page and there has been a "threat" posted towards one of our members of GAW.........go to
http://www.geocities.com/ghettowrestling2003/home.html

and check it out.............something big is going to happen.

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Just wanted to say thank you...

Travis — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 15:39:26 GMT

Thanks to everyone who helped me get my car going after the battery died, and thanks to Les for following me back up to EIU, even if I did drive the speed limit the whole way.

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OKAY...

garyhorne — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 03:19:23 GMT

I figured this was the only safe place to link this. . . I've asked for forgivness already sooooo...

Here:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=4110&link_name=Jesus+Christ+Action+Figure&my_url=http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesus.php

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When's our 1-year anniversary?

Les — Tue, 13 Apr 2004 00:03:05 GMT

Exactly. When, you commie-bastards?

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fuck you all.

Les — Tue, 06 Apr 2004 07:14:39 GMT

Bums. You're all bums. There's a little bit of Millsap in you all.

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Favorite Non Major Wrestler

Levi — Tue, 06 Apr 2004 17:51:43 GMT

When I think of the major players in GAW I think of Braquito, Fagginator, Jeff Michaels, and Glenn Chachi as the major wrestlers, the top draws if you will. I want to know who is your favorite minor character(s).

My vote goes to Quindry solely for the night the ref spoke back. His anger, confusion, and tension all came forth in a concise message to the commisioner. He poured his soul out that night, and for that, I think him.

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Something I've learned today

Les — Tue, 13 Apr 2004 06:32:16 GMT

1. Deep down, all ninjas want to be like Al Snow.

2. Steve is a fag.

3. Brackett's family tried to sneak across the US border, but were stopped by Bradshaw.

4.The Easter Bunny is dead.

5. Having sex with Steve's mom is like having sex with Steve.

6. Chris Benoit goes out of his way to make friends with Gary, even going so far as moving to Atlanta to find him.

7. Steve is still gay, which runs in his family; his father is Tatanka.

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The shit I make

Les — Fri, 09 Apr 2004 05:46:34 GMT

http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CTribeCard.vm?tribeid=1e05f3ae-5fcb-4920-a3cd-76e33e1b3cec

I made my own tribe where I'm posting my artwork. Look in awe, and quake in terror!

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Super Fly GI!

Les — Thu, 25 Mar 2004 07:42:59 GMT

Take a look in the pictures: he's there....

Also, if someone has a good picture of Finn, we could do a comparison pboto.

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Who is the bomb-Diggity of GAW?

Stonecutter Steve — Thu, 18 Mar 2004 20:42:25 GMT

Who made this show what it was? Any announcer, wrestler, promo, or heck even a fan that you think made it special!!!! Give your props now for the show stopper, who you think made GAW its best!!!!

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WRESTLING SCHOOL

garyhorne — Fri, 19 Mar 2004 02:40:21 GMT

Hey! I just saw a commercial for this wrestling school in downtown Greenville. They have events like every other night.. like I think Wednesday is Hardcore night. Anyway, ON Saturdays they have Amaetuer night!! Soooo This summer, all of you shall come to my city, and on Saturday night we will turn this feeble wrestling school (with it's large muscular students) into a GAW pay-per-view!!!!!! We'll call it: "GAW: Ghetto in Greenville" We should go ahead and plan matches now. My ideas so far, are I want one match to spill out into downtown Greenville on Main St. So we can beat each other in front of thousands of people. And then I want a match to be a lynchin match! Somebody is gonna get hanged!! YEEHAW!! Hell, maybe we can actually make the lynchin match spill out downtown, and hang one of us in front of everybody right in front of City Hall. Thoughts?

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The evolution of my Booker T toy

Les — Fri, 23 Jan 2004 07:18:54 GMT

As we all know, I shocked everyone one night while we were watching Raw when all of a sudden I brought out a 12" tall Booker T toy!

Then Gary (or someone else who isn't a Mormon or Quaker) put Nightcrawler's jacket on him, and he became a Matrix-y mutha fukka.

Now...........Booker T is about to undergo his ultimate transformation. Wal-Mart has some 12" GI Joes on clearance for $7. I can do one of two things: I can either

a. put soldier clothes on him and make him G.I. Bro

OR.......

b. the same figure has a Cobra Commander costume. Personally, I feel the Bookerman's destiny is to become a black Cobra Commander. How f'ing cool is that?

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Wrestlemania 20

Stonecutter Steve — Sat, 06 Mar 2004 02:34:29 GMT

Copied over from the letter I sent out:

Alright my friends and wrestling companions! Wrestlemania 20 (the biggest one of them all) is Sunday March 14, 2004 and I know each and everyone of you (okay, most of you) are looking really towards seeing this spectacle of wrestling excellence. Well, to help you watch this experience, we are buying the PPV here in Newton and you are all invited to come and watch. The show starts at 6pm our time and lasts until around 11pm. We are watching it at Captain Ron's house in Newton. For those of you who do not know, Cap'n Ron is the guy whom me and Brackett use since he has a house all to himself and has PPV buying capabilities! We are doing the normal PPV night thing, getting pizzas and people drop in cash to help pay for everything! The PPV is $50 so we would like to get over 10 people there in order to cover at least the cost of the show itself. Now, as of finding your way down to where it is, calling me might be out of the question. That weekend Val and I are going to South Carolina (southern country) in order to visit her brother and see some of Gary (which I am sending this e-mail to in order to p-o him since he cannot be with us that night!) so we might be making it back just in time for the show itself! So I will give you guys Brackett's
(618-783-8430) number and you guys can figure out a way to meet up and find your way here. I am also sending this to Finn, Jeff, and Quindry, so if they are coming down, you guys can follow them! Also, feel free to bring some (not too rowdy) friends...........the more the merrier and the more money that goes to that greedy SOB Cap'n Ron. Just so you guys know what you can expect from the show, here is a list of the matches so far:

Bill Goldberg Vs. Brock Lesnar--with Stone Cold as the Special Referee
HHH Vs. Shawn Michaels Vs. Chris Benoit--Triple Threat for the World Heavyweight Championship
Undertaker (Old School Deadman) Vs. Kane
Kurt Angle Vs. Eddie Guerrero--WWE Championship
Sable & Torrie Vs. Stacy & Jackie--Evening Gown Match
John Cena Vs. Big Show--U.S. Championship
Cruiserweight Championship Elimination Open (10+ guys will fight for one title, at the same time)
The Rock & Mick Foley Vs. Randy Orton, Batista, and Ric Flair
Molly Holly Vs. Victoria--Women's Championship
Christian Vs. Chris Jericho
BookerT & RVD Vs. Jindrak & Cade vs. La Resistance vs. Dudleys--Tag Team Championship
Scotty2Hotty/Rikishi Vs. APA Vs. World's Greatest TagTeam Vs. The Bashems (Tag Team Titles)

All this (possibly more) and our wonderful commentary will fill this evening with glee and joy. So I hope that all of you guys can make it and hang out with us for at least a little while. If you guys have any questions, you can call me before Thursday at 618-843-6313

Peace jiggas and hopefully we'll see you next Sunday night!!!!

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holy shit

Jason — Sun, 07 Mar 2004 07:37:02 GMT

Huge Shocking WMXX **SPOILER** Revealed

Written by Ryan Clark on 03/06/2004
AUDIO ARCHIVE: WRESTLEZONE RADIO 2/10: Special Guests - Michael Shane & Big Vito!

We have just been told that Paul Bearer is definitely returning at WMXX with The Undertaker.

Despite him writing commentaries left and right about not returinng to WWE, he is straight out not telling the truth.

We have been told it's now 100% that he will be back with 'Taker at WMXX.

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WrestleMania XX at Cap'n Rons

Jason — Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:16:17 GMT

Long story short, we're gonna watch wrestlemana xx at ronnie's house in newton and we're gonna do the whole pitch in thing for the ppv and pizza. so whoever is gonna go be sure to post
if any questions call the bracketts or steve

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ITS MICK FOLEY APPRECIATION week

michael — Tue, 24 Feb 2004 05:36:14 GMT

Be he dude love, cactus jack, mankind, or that guy that agrees that les loves cock, he is our favorite doughnut man.

DISCUSS OR ELSE.

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IT'S OFFICIALLY FUN TIME BOYS

michael — Wed, 18 Feb 2004 04:44:08 GMT

hey, its tommy dreamer appreciation week

only good things about the man, no flames and no bad mouthing

anything bad will result in something bad happening for sure

DISCUSS

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Who should have been in GAW

Les — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 00:57:08 GMT

First person I think of is Jake. He could legitimately kill any of us. Or all of us at once. Hell, it's his choice.

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BRING ME THE HEADS OF THE CAMPUS HOUSE!!!!

Les — Thu, 29 Jan 2004 06:12:13 GMT

I don't care what it takes, I don't care how hard we have to try. We WILL get Finn and Jeff here....by any means necessary.

*NATION. OF DOMINATION.
NATION. OF DOMINATION.

"Nation of Domination,
livin and in color.
Don't diss the man,
'cause we'll bone-rush you motha.
Lissen ta what we're sayin,
'cause we ain't playin.
Farooq is the man,
So hit your knees
and ya better start prayin."

(repeat chorus)*

God, why do I remember this?

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Official Candy Bar

Levi — Wed, 28 Jan 2004 06:20:12 GMT

You know what I had today? A Zero bar, and let me tell you it was delicious. So for all you people looking for good candy, pick up a Zero bar, official candy bar of the ninja. And also proud sponser of the Japanese air force.

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GAW Website

Stonecutter Steve — Wed, 04 Feb 2004 22:14:04 GMT

Okay homies

I began today to create a GAW website.....just so you guys can check it out:

http://www.geocities.com/ghettowrestling2003/home.html?1075932430623

If you guys have any comments, suggestions, pictures you want me to put up or so on let me know. I am going to create biopages for all the superstars and try to create a page for each major View For Free event.........all of this will come in time, show it to your friends and maybe we can make this site great, also I am hoping The Brackett will help me out on this because I am only okay at making sites.........wish me luck and give me feedback!!!

Steve

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woooo

Levi — Sat, 24 Jan 2004 03:32:40 GMT

hey everyboy im drunk
so anyway ill just atlak a little bit
fuck you gary
fucky yhou steve
fucky ouu skeletor
fuck you bre hardt
braquito your cool
cukyou you .ummmmmmm not buck causse \hes in my class with that hot chick in the bandanan in glasses. she goulcd graduate my studente or something like that.

ummm did i say steve is gay is yet? cuase he is
bwaahahajhahahahahahahha

THE NINNJA HAS BSPOKEN
SO WOOOOOOO FUCNK NIGHT

p.s. TOMMY DREAMER IS GODDD

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GAW Unoriginals

Les — Wed, 28 Jan 2004 07:18:08 GMT

Since our resident fag has already got his...."singing" skills down, what would you guys do for your own song that would be total shit?

Me? I don't have any sense of rhythm, so I'd probably just rip off Jericho's new song and just say stuff in the b/g like "I'm so cool" and "you're all homos".

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Deep thoughts by El Braquito

michael — Tue, 20 Jan 2004 21:31:37 GMT

I know I haven't posted much lately, and I apologize for that. Simple explanation being that I'm lazy, elablorate one being that Steve kidnapped me and raped me daily with his prose. But enough of that, for I feel I must bring a matter of vital importance to the table. STEVE IS A LOSER HOMOSEXUAL. 'But El Braquito' you say 'we all know that about Steve'. True, but what you don't know is how Steve is allied with others in his ways of the gay and lame. So simply put, I'M CALLING YOU OUT KAOS!!!. Loyal GAW wrestlers, we must unite against this Lame Ass Old School invasion lead by Steve. I mean come on, these guys would get their assess kicked by the Shocker even after he fell through the wall. EVEN AFTER HE FELL THROUGH THE WALL. The lines have been drawn men. We know which side will win, so do your best. The truly righteous will prevail.

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WWE Unscripted ripoff idea

Les — Fri, 23 Jan 2004 07:24:10 GMT

GAW Unrehearsed

We can talk about injuries sustained: Glenn Chachi's arm and Levi's tooth

Everyday life: Steve's thoughts about school

On the road with Braquito, back when he lived out of his stationwagon and went from apartment to apartment booked in matches

Horny Toad's experiences with meeting ACTUAL wrestlers

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Harmony among GAW

Stonecutter Steve — Fri, 26 Dec 2003 06:15:29 GMT

FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SMACKDOWN:HERE COME THE PAIN

garyhorne — Sat, 10 Jan 2004 23:34:42 GMT

I just got Here Comes the pain for PS2. It's taking some getting used to. Seems to have potential, but I'm having more trouble w/ create a player, and learning the buttons....but maybe Im just out of practice. I haven't played many matches, and it's been forever since I played the last one. FOr those that have it, what do you think about the game?
<br>

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Hey Les, Gary!

Travis — Sun, 11 Jan 2004 23:24:43 GMT

Do either of you guys have AIM or MSN?

Or if not, what's your emails? I've got just about everyone else except you guys.

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GAW in WWE

Stonecutter Steve — Sun, 28 Dec 2003 00:08:27 GMT

As some of you know, I recently was given a PS2 by Valerie. Well, I have begun creating GAW wrestlers on there to cause havoc throughout the roster. I am setting up 3 stables to be in the WWE.
1) GAW:
El Braquito - with signature move of putting a wrestler across his knee and spanking him/her proper.....
STD Kid - with awesome Hepatitis A, B, C finisher.....
Yoyancha (the ninja) - with many many kung fu moves....
2) KAOS
The Stevinator - with really dull boring moves......
Horney Toad - with power moves out the wazoo.....
Glen Chachi - with coal miners glove finisher (since Glen has the glove on during the entire match, he has only one punching move, ie, the finisher).....
3) Campus House
Jeff Michaels - with the power of the wisp.....
Cracka von Nigga - with pimpin powers galore.....
Anal Retentive Man - with all his darn English powers....

I am not very good at designing people on here yet so I took a little creative liberties on everyone's design.I have been practicing with the wrestlers and just yesterday I watched me, El Braquito, and Glen Chachi beat the crap out of Brock Lesnar in a 3 on 1 match. I will later create the Boomstreet Brawler and more once in a while seen characters. If you guys have any more ideas, feel free to let me know. Within a couple days, GAW will have fully invaded the WWE and soon we will rule the world. Good luck to you all and DAMN I AM BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Glenn Chachi's Birthday BlastoRama

Les — Fri, 02 Jan 2004 09:47:58 GMT

I'm planning a bowling party at the Olney bowling alley on Monday around 7p.m. for anybody interested--I didn't have Levi and Brackett's e-mails, and I didn't know if Gary would be around or not (pass word on to Mandy!), so I'm posting here so's you can see it. I'm planning bowling and pizza--as well as bitches, blood, and barbed wire.

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Your character's inspirations

Les — Sun, 04 Jan 2004 05:31:26 GMT

Glenn Chachi was mostly inspired by Chris Jericho (big rock star). He was my attempt at the ultimate heel (which oddly enough, I seemed to be a babyface and our ultimate babyface Jeff was our ultimate heel). And earlier in the day when we did our first GAW show, there was a guy who pissed me off at work, and I sarcastically referred to him as "Chachi". There's a guy who works (off and on) at the Olney Wal-Mart named "Glenn", hence the name "Glenn Chachi".

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Hey guys!

Travis — Sat, 03 Jan 2004 20:20:41 GMT

Hey, Brackett finally got around to adding me, and my new computer will allow me to view Tribe! So yeah, I'm happy. Gary, Les I miss you guys!

All right, well I need to head out, just thought I'd say hey

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Prepare to shit your pants, Gary--

Les — Fri, 02 Jan 2004 09:43:51 GMT

--'cause I have. I was at the Lawrenceville Wal-Mart after a fun-filled New Year's, and I found the uber-god-awesome Transformer Alternator toy of Smokescreen (this is where I pooped). It harkens back to the old-school Gen1 Transformers, and it's a new Subaru Impreza WRC, fully to scale and everything: you can put the seats down, the trunk opens to put dead kids in, the doors open, you can lift the hood to see the engine....and turns into one god-awesome-looking robot. All for $20.

Now here his where you shall poop, Gary. I also saw a $20 Spider-Man 2 movie figure of a possibly 2-feet tall Spidey--WITH 67 POINTS OF ARTICULATION. I don't even think that I have 67 points of articulation, and I'm the lovechild of Skeletor and Gumby.

67 points of articulation--holy fucking shit.

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Potential New GAW characters.

garyhorne — Thu, 11 Dec 2003 00:38:53 GMT

I'm sorry, but this guy has got future GAW star written all over him. http://www.miggy.net/multimedia/preacher.htm

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Manhunt for PS2

Les — Thu, 11 Dec 2003 05:16:31 GMT

Wow--the rush I get from sneaking up behind a guy, plunging a shard a glass into his head while blood spurts into the air and watching him die sure is exhilirating. Or the delight of suffocating a guy with a plastic bag, and three kidney punches and a broken neck later--BAMMO!--instant dead guy.

Interesting 'how-to' guide in the game. The guy who communicates while you're running around says he's left a 'surprise' for you around the corner, to see if you're good enough. I round the corner, where there's a guy standing in an alley, facing away from me--my 'surprise', maybe?

Well, considering that someone to the liberty to draw an arrow in blood on a nearby wall pointing to the guy--AND above the arrow it says 'KILL THIS STUPID FUCK' (I do not lie--it really does say this), I guess so. Sick, sick fun to be had. You will shit your pants.

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Finishers/signature moves

Levi — Wed, 19 Nov 2003 04:46:55 GMT

Im trying to come up with a list of all the finishers/signature moves we used.

Yoyancha
Finisher: NA
Signature: Flying Ninja Couch Press

STD Kid
Finisher: Hepatitis ABC
Signature: Gonnhaherpasyphilaids

Sappinator
Finisher: The Whisp
Signature: NA

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I MADE A MOVIE!!!!!!!

garyhorne — Sun, 30 Nov 2003 01:59:23 GMT

Hey guys, I finally hit the big time and directed my first short film. It's an artsy cartoon about a couple in the city. If you could, please check it out and let me know what ya think!
www.digitalfilms.com/play.php?id=471061

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GAW reuion 12/13????

Les — Tue, 09 Dec 2003 02:26:27 GMT

Howsabout it? We're getting the newly graduated Steve "Mongo" McStevenator and "The Braquitilicious One" El Braquito for a celebration that is guaranteed to kick down the barn doors this Saturday in Newton, so why not hold a GAW reunion then?

We could incorporate clips from Steve's wedding, including the never-before seen "Summerslam spoof" of a snake popping out of a gift.

A few new matches, maybe? Like Los Braquitos vs. Stevenator & Commander Whatisface for the tag-team titles.

A commissioner who's a sock?

A ref who goes to the bathroom during a match, and trusts the competitors to act on their best behavior while he's gone?

Glenn Chachi in a "Wig on a Pole" match?

The return of......The Supafly Pimp....?

The Sapinator in an "Narcoleptic Deathmatch"?

Eh? Eh?

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GAW action figures

Les — Fri, 28 Nov 2003 18:23:51 GMT

It'd be off the hizzy for shizzy (or whatever the fuck that Mormon said).

Glenn Chachi with removable wig and (for some reason) a decoder ring, for decoding top-secret K.A.O.S. (Kick-Ass Old-School) shit

Terry Fuch with seizure-inducing microphone and assorted products to endorse

Stevenator with removable Sting jacket *BONUS* pour hot water on Stevenator and he turns red because he's wearing a fucking jacket in summer weather!!!!

El Braquito with a box of baking soda and removable.......nevermind

The Mormon Commissioner with a stapler to put down his pants and a desk

Glow-in-the-dark S.T.D. Kid with sexually transmitted disease!

Battle-damaged Glenn Chachi with sling, coal miner's glove, and a copy of Maxim magazine

GAW World Tour set: Glenn Chachi with "Little Jody" shirt, El Braquito with "B!" shirt, Sapinator with Ballchucker Wifebeater shirt, S.T.D. Kid with Microscope shirt

Non-poseable Sapinator figure with couch to live on

Yo-Yancha with removable kimono and Slant-eye hat, and a katana

Mr. Redneck with a $1 off coupon for a pouch of Red Man chew

Stevenator with Jason mask and a little boy to molest

Clive Buckner with Chaucer's Canterbury Tales and a buncha pizza boxes forwithwhich to put his opponents offensively through

Horny Toad with hockey stick, semen-spitting action, cow skull, a can of Quaker Oats, and the book called "Nigger"

The GAW arena: with 6 matresses, the DVD library, a couch, Glenn Chachi's 618 chair, the Skybox ceiling fan, and a Bible--and an exclusive Fag Upstairs figure!

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Spiderman, more like Spidersizedpenisman

michael — Thu, 20 Nov 2003 01:58:30 GMT

I heard that Spiderman is a flaming poofer.

Discuss.

p.s. Les, have you read the new transformers vs gi joe from dreamwave? It's fuckin awesome.

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Clive Buckner's GAW library

buck — Wed, 19 Nov 2003 02:35:17 GMT

I am starting to collect books that are written by the GAW superstars. So far I have:

MORMON'S HAVE MORE PUSSY by THE HORNEY TOAD
and
TAKING IT IN THE ASS AND LOVING IT by THE FAG

Do you guys have any titles to add to the library?

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Where the Hell is Les??

garyhorne — Thu, 27 Nov 2003 04:14:39 GMT

Seriously...I haven't seen a post from him since I joined Tribe.net

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MORMON IN DA HIZZY!!!

garyhorne — Sat, 15 Nov 2003 21:45:49 GMT

Ahh yes, it's good to be back. Now I have questions.

1.) Since everyone apparently died, is the GAW title vacant? SOmebody fill me in on that.

2.) Why isn't the Sappinator posting in here? I would love to see if his posts kicks as much ass as his promos.

3.) Can I tell you all about wonders of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?

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The Greatest in GAW history

Les — Tue, 11 Nov 2003 18:59:37 GMT

Okay, 500 years from now when all of us except me are dead (Glenn Chachi is actually a 10,000 year old demi-god), who will be remembered as THE driving force behind all that was good/evil/sloppy about GAW?

My choice: The Sapinator. He exemplified our 'fine' promotion: not-very-well thought out promos, botched moves, the ability to no-sell.......need I mentioned the "Closed Interview Controversy"?

And sadly, he held the GAW title longer than anybody. Dick.

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GAW Tapings and Recordings

Stonecutter Steve — Thu, 13 Nov 2003 02:47:10 GMT

Yo Yo Yo, this be SandBlaster Steve and I have a quiry for all my GAW dawgs. I have begun the ever tedious re-recording of the shows onto black tapes but I have a few questions:
1) How many tapes do we need to make?
I know we have me, Brackett, Les, Jeff, Gary, Finn, Buck, Jason, Adam, Quindry, so that is 10, do we need anymore and if so, could you guys drop me a message or e-mail letting me know who else wants one.

2)I have seen several commercials for a DVD recorder, now I just thought that this might be kick ass, but if I could find a place that could possibly turn the video into DVD, how many of you guys would be interested in that? If so, who would be willing to pay the cost for it (I would guess it would be between $20-$30 per DVD). I was just wondering if anyone was interested. Keep the lines of comm open, my friends.

Steve

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The Ghetty's

Stonecutter Steve — Sat, 15 Nov 2003 20:40:27 GMT

Okay, I was watching GAW today and I realized a few things.
1) We need a reunion show really bad because that is some good shit.
2) We need to have an awards show (or at least Internet discussion) like the Slammy's but Ghetto. So I thought of the name, The Ghetty's. Now that is just was has been kicked around and the title may change in the future. We have also had the option of the Suckies as well. So what I need from you guys are different categories to have the awards for. We already have the following:
best promos,worst promos,most painful move, stiffest mormom asshole, best match, worst promo, worst match, most painful move, most nudity, best one or two time wrestler, best wrestler, worst wrestler, and so on. So if you have any other ideas, then we will go with them.

Peace

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acro challenge

Jason — Mon, 27 Oct 2003 02:18:55 GMT

we should pick a date sometime to form a massive acrochallenge game

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The greatest promo ever

Les — Thu, 30 Oct 2003 15:45:54 GMT

Either anything that involves the Sapinator (which always get botched), or one of the two instant-classic, XXX-rated El Braquito promos.

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future reunion special

Jason — Sat, 25 Oct 2003 03:53:51 GMT

First of all this is one of those things that will probably never happen, BUT IF there would to be a reuion special of some sort, where should it be at??

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The Best Match

Les — Fri, 17 Oct 2003 04:51:41 GMT

Which'un'izzit?

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Pictures

Levi — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 17:18:23 GMT

Jesus Christ on a hoverbike that is a great picture of me kicking ass. Or at least looking cool.

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What should've happened, but didn't

Les — Wed, 15 Oct 2003 04:08:47 GMT

1. The Superfly Pimp did not have a single match.

2. Glenn Chachi would've been the shiznit at Independence Doomsday if he didn't have a broken arm.

3. Stevenator should've molested a 10 year old boy--ON AIR this time.

4. Yo Yancha (the non-Japanese Japanese Sensation) would've unveiled a mystery partner in a tag match as none other that TOMMY DREAMER. Then Sapinator would no-sell everything that Dreamer would do to him and unleash the power of The Whisp (tm).

5. The Mexicutioner (a cross between an exectioner and a stereotyped Mexican with a sombrero, poncho, and bandolier) was set to debut, but it never happened.

6. The Horny Toad may have won the GAW title at some point.

7. The Commissioner is Jewish, Mormon, Buddhist, Quaker, and a Nazi sympathizer.

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How much do you guys miss GAW?

Stonecutter Steve — Wed, 15 Oct 2003 01:17:28 GMT

I miss it a hella lot

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We need an official GAW logo

michael — Thu, 16 Oct 2003 03:17:25 GMT

Can't you homos read? Make a logo thats cool for this tribe and other places where logos for GAW are needed (like my pants).

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